Some of ‘Dis, Some of ‘Dat

1) I was driving to work today when I started thinking about Depot Dad.  :(  I saw a post on my personal Facebook page from him last night, actually.  He made a comment on a photo of mine.

And you know what?  I miss me some Jim.

2) I think that if I could bottle up and sell this … actually all of these feelings I’m having right now about The Artist? I’d be one helluva wealthy chick.

3) Sunday night I was doing some snuggling with Emilee reading a book when she sighed and said, “I don’t want to go to school tomorrow, mom.”

I looked at her and said, “Honey! Why not? You get to see all of your friends and then yell, “HEY WHAT’S UP? HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?”

She stared at me for a minute and then said,

“Yeah I’m not gonna do that.”

*Laugh*

I had to kiss her face after that.

4) 28 days until I see My Artist. I keep thinking I have to be more careful … you know? More careful in how I’m feeling about him. He lives in another state after all. I keep thinking I should treat this with a certain … distance. Almost in self–protection mode.

And every damn day he is making it more and more impossible for me to do that.

Every.Damn.Day.

5) Yesterday Twitch and I had to work on something for our boss together. I walked over to his desk, made myself comfortable and we got to work.  All of a sudden, he pops his head up and leans close and …

Takes a big sniff of me.

“Hey. How come you smell different?” he asks.

“Dude I bought some new perfume! I love it! What do you think?” I answered.

He sniffed again.

“I think you smell different,” he said.

“Soooooooo …. You LIKE IT!” I yelled.

Because clearly that’s what he meant.

6) I must be honest and tell you, my biggest desire in the world right now is to see My Artist. Wet. As in, THE SHOWER.

7) Today, LetEmBreathe told me he loves it when I call him Big Poppa.

*Blink*

I said, “Yeah. I don’t know what that means.”

8 ) Tomorrow, just so you all know?  I’m totally stealing a blog post from T.  So, in advance, it’s important I remember to thank her for the post I’ll be 100% STEALING FROM HER!

So, thanks T! I love me some you!

Some of Dis, Some of Dat

1) St. Paddy’s Day. Oh.My.Goodness.  ShaNaNa and I got to the pub early enough to wonder if breakfast was being served. In our true to typical opposite form, my shirt, as I previously had shown, said, “Keep your hands off my Shamrocks!” and ShaNaNa’s shirt said, “Rub My Jugs for Good Luck!”  Yup, as the day went on and it got to be around 8pm, people were asking her if they could get some good luck.  We had some Irish Car Bombs (Yum), Guinness, a new drink called Baby Guinness (SO GOOD), and then around 7pm my dad called. Apparently he and I had a twenty-minute long conversation where I informed him of all the drinks we had that day, the boy I met from Galway that I loved very much (and really wanted to marry at that point in the evening), the music, men wanting to rub Shan’s boobs and of course, the music (again).  Of course I didn’t actually remember telling him any of this until he and I talked on Friday morning. Goooooooood times people. Good times.

2) I ate a fortune cookie last night. This was my fortune: “You will not sucks forever.”

Uh.  Seriously? Thanks Fortune Cookie! And because you have to add “In Bed” (as it is a fortune cookie) I realized that fortune cookies can indeed, make you feel like a loser.

3) I read this on my Cookie’s Blog:

“And let’s face it.  No one could date me without a decent sense of humor.

Hell, no one could stand me if they didn’t have a sense of humor.”

*Blink*

And all I could think of is, “NO SHIT”.

Stuff, The F Word, Full Moons and ShaNaNa

1) I went to the mall the other day. I had some eye shadow to get, and I am in dire need of some new bra’s.  And you know what I came home with? A dog. With huge ears. As a matter of fact, her ears are the size of the old TV antenna’s on top of the TVs. They are so funny. She’s a five year old Lab/Shepherd mix, and there wasn’t one person paying attention to her at the adoption event. Not one. I watched this dog watch all the people walk by, pet all the other dogs, the puppies, etc.  Then, she looked right at me.  And I thought, “Well hell.” And that was it. I was done for. And so, without further ado, I present to you …

Kelly

I’m such a sucker. Seriously. But we love her already.

2) Today, as most days, I read T’s blog.  And it was fucking funny.  I fuckin suggest you head over there straight away and give her a fuckin thumbs up on THIS POST.

3) So Okay.  You are all familiar with ShaNaNa.  But here’s the thing about ShaNaNa that I love. The other night we are chatting away on FaceBook IM and we are talking of how pretty her daughter is, how much she looks like ShaNaNa, etc.  Shan kept saying she didn’t see how they looked alike.  I responded with …

“Hmmm … well yeah, she doesn’t have your nose. Cuz your nose is all … witch like.”

And then, I laughed so hard that I bonked my own head on my laptop.  See? It’s when you can insult your friends and they still stick around that you know you are really friends.

4) Emilee was getting changed tonight and she took her undies off and stood there naked. In the middle of the living room. With her cute bare butt just … OUT THERE.  She says, “Mom! Look! There is a FULL MOON tonight!” and then laughed herself silly.

5) Oh and I think it’s time I mentioned that … I SO met a boy.  And I SO like him. And I am SO EXCITED!!

Weekend Adventures

Hmm … let’s highlight some important things that happened this past weekend, shall we?

1) Drinks and dinner while listening to some of my favorite Irish Music.  Oh yes, how could that be wrong?

*Note:  Look at that garnish on that martini, that does do something to make it look even more delicious doesn’t it?

2) I ate Bacon. *drool*

3) I shopped.  And shopped. With ShaNaNa of course, she is my personal shopper after all.

4) I saw a bald man with a beard wearing a dress, earrings and carrying a purse that I admit to being somewhat jealous of.

5) I added one more lip gloss to my collection.  Grand Total of Lip Glosses that I carry in my purse? 18