You Know What That Is? It’s GasLighting

Those are the words that My Cookie said to me when I was finished explaining the situation.

“Dude! You know what that is, don’t you? It’s Gas Lighting,” Cookie said to me.

“What the hell is Gas Lighting?” I ask.

“The term comes from an old movie starring Ingrid Bergman …” and as My RE(tard) went on, I listened and all of a sudden, I realized, HOLY HELL. My Cookie was right.

Okay, so what is Gas Lighting, you may ask just as I did? Let me give you the Wikipedia response to that:

From the film’s title, “gaslighting” has come to describe a pattern of psychological abuse in which the victim is gradually manipulated into doubting his or her own reality. This can involve physical tactics (such as moving or hiding objects) or emotional ones (such as denying one’s own abusive behavior to a victim.) The effect is to maintain the abuser’s self-image as a sympathetic person, while simultaneously priming the disoriented victim to believe that he or she is to blame for (potentially escalating) mistreatment.

Yep, I was Gas Lighted.

Random Esquire Loves My Vag! Vodka and Cologne

Once … long ago, My Cookie told me that I had to warn the man I was dating at the time that my vagina was … shall we say … um, large.

Actually, it went more like this.

“You should warn him.  You need to warn him that your vagina is the size of a canyon.”

And thus began our back and forth of the very graphic and very explicit insults of  … my vagina.

I believe we went from my Canyon-sized vag to my vag being the size of a two-car garage to my cobwebby vag (from lack of use) to my hollowed-out vag with the echo … and now we are at the black mold vag.

I just wanna say … does it seem to anyone else like RE focuses on my vag … a lot? 

THAT’S RIGHT BABY! Black mold or not, RE LOVES MY VAG!!

 

On another note, it came to my attention that I was out of vodka this week. I invited someone over for a drink (got shot down, btw) and realized that I had no vodka.

And I fixed that. Just so you all know.

 

Annnnnnnnnnnd in other news, I’m going to Germany. Anyone gonna be there in mid-Sept??