I have PMS. Seriously. I have it to the point that in my complete and utter bitch session about it to ShaNaNa, she suggested I get some Midol, that it may help. The following is our conversation:
ShaNaNa: Dude you should get some Midol, it will help.
QT: That shit doesn’t work dude, no way.
ShaNaNa: Get the blue pills, they will help! The blue ones work for me.
QT: Seriously? I’m just totally completely bitchy, are they really going to help?
ShaNaNa: They may. It can’t hurt.
QT: Okay maybe I’ll give them a try.
So that morning, I head off to CVS and stare at the Midol section, finally finding the blue pills she suggests. As I’m standing there, bitchy as all hell, staring at the thousands of different kinds of PMS pill, I finally find the stupid blue ones and buy them. I get to work and open the box, to see the pills that are wrapped in packaging similar to this:
Now can someone explain to me why the hell anyone would wrap these pills in packaging so damned HARD TO OPEN? I freaking wrestled with these pills for half a freaking hour, as well as trying to stab them with scissors of hope of opening them, and maybe once I threw them down in a fit of um, ya know, rage … just simply trying to get them out of the damn package. Let’s just say, by the time I swallowed them, with Googlie and Twitch looking at me like I was insane, they had already made the bitchiness of my PMS worse! Seriously MIDOL People, what the hell are you thinking?
Posted by QTMama 
