1) Dudes. I love bacon. What I love about you guys knowing I love bacon? All the bacon things you send me. Bacon stamps, bacon pictures, bacon band aids, bacon vodka, bacon-flavored dental floss, bacon festivals … and I could go on. I love when ShaNaNa stops at the butcher place by her house just to bring me the delicious bacon. I love when The Boyfriend eats the last piece of bacon and grins at me. I love that I save all of my bacon grease and contemplate on things I can cook with it. LIKE POPCORN!!
2) Okay. So! I’ve not yet found the perfect nickname for DJBlueEyes. I haven’t had that AH HA moment, the one where I jump around cuz it’s the most perfect nickname ever. So for now, I’m using The Boyfriend.
3) So over the Christmas break, The Boyfriend took me to this fancy place for dinner. We were up on the 16th floor where I had the most lovely view of downtown, which I was admiring until my martini was placed in front of me by our server. I stared at my drink. It was even MORE lovely than the view of downtown, with the dry ice underneath bubbling smoke up to keep it cool. I almost got teary at the absolutely PERFECT drink this was. So, for your viewing pleasure … check out, MY MARTINI:
Not only was it awesome to look at, it was even better to drink. And DRY ICE. How freaking cool is that?
4) Miss Emilee, over Christmas break, lost her second front tooth. She now is completely toothless where her top two teeth are. LOVE IT. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT. I realized however, her adult teeth are coming in so I asked her to open wide so I could look.
As I was bending down to peer in her mouth, she burped. A big burp. With my face like kinda somewhat close to her mouth.
I stared at her with a pissed off look, as I was grossed out.
She tried not to laugh and said, “I love you mommy,” in the most wonderful voice she could possibly ever come up with.