2) Emilee is questioning the validity of Santa. I saw her thinking face on, and wondered what was coming. Sure enough, she asks, “Remember when we were at the mall in Florida? We saw that Santa sitting there?” I nodded. ”Well, that’s not the same Santa that WE saw this year.” Dammit. I am really starting to get nervous when I see her Thinking Face.
3) Googlie came into work today and immediately pointed to his feet and said, “I bought new shoes.” I looked at his new shoes and said, “I don’t give a shit.”
4) I was ordering some Christmas presents for Emilee from Amazon. Admittedly, I was in a hurry when I was doing this. I knew exactly what I wanted and clicked away when I found it. Four days later, a box from Amazon arrived. I put it amongst her Christmas gifts for wrapping. The next day, more toys arrived. The same with the day after, and the day after that. Puzzled, I opened these boxes to find toys I didn’t order. I went to Amazon to review my order.
That’ll teach me. In my hurried state of ordering the ONE Christmas gift I wanted, I somehow clicked on the “Add all five to cart”. Yup, $200 later, Em will now be the proud owner of the Crayola Glow Dome, the Crayola Crayon Maker, Crayola Color Explosion Glow Board, Crayola Color Wonder Magic Light Brush and the Crayola Glow Station.
This is, of course, in addition to all of the other gifts I had already bought her.
And yes, I know I can return them. But I can also afford them, and ya know, I love my girl.