It was one of those good, plain fun weekends. Thought I’d share a few of the “Bests” …
Best Picture: A text message pic I got from MindyMom showing her, Danielle and T all together smiling at me from Min’s phone. DAMMIT I WAS SO JEALOUS. You know what would have made that pic even Best-ier? Me in it.
Best Kid Moment: Emilee was playing on her DS when all of a sudden I hear …
“What the HELL!” from her.
“Hey!” I said, while I stared at her. She turned to look at me and said,
“Oh. I forgot you were here.”
Best Food: Thick cut juicy cooked to perfection … Bacon.
Best Pick-Up Line: “Hi! Are you from Tennessee?” an eligible man asked me.
“No, I’m from here,” I tell him, smiling.
“Well, you’re the only ten I see!” he said.
Best Martini: Strawberry Fizz. MMMMMMMMMM ….
Best Text Message:
RE: Be sure to let people know that you had that thing inspected for black mold before you let anyone in.
QT: What thing?
RE: Your moist Vag.
Best Driving Moment: The dude next to me in the ‘Smart Car’ checking me out.
Um. Are you not aware of that universal law that people in smart cars look stupid?
Best Phone Call: My hour-long chat with MindyMom.
Best Thought: I don’t get drunk. I get awesome.
Aaaaaaaaand that about covers it. Tell me some of your bests.