1) Emilee is turning NINE next month. NINE. This will be her last year in the single digits, EVER. That’s a big deal to me. 
SNIFF.
2) Heading to Manhattan at the end of January. Drinking it up New York style, my friends!
3) My favorite FB status this week: “Sorry about all the typos lately, gays.” <– LOVE LOVE LOVE! I literally, laugh out loud when I think of this.
4) Thinks it’s important that you know that my two car vagina is not filled with cobwebs at the moment. Much to Random Esquire’s dismay. Cuz My Cookie loves my vag to be all cobwebby.
5) This past weekend, while laying in bed with Mr. Sticks, I asked him a question that I think he may have answered in a … sexist way.
His response to me, well, let’s just say that I did the *BLINK* for a second before laughing. A lot.
“I’m not sexist! Being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for women.”
Um … HAHAHHAHA
6) Today we had our weekly team meeting. Upon arriving at the meeting room (the table in the room where I sit) I am greeted by The Boobs in this manner:
“Don’t sit there!” as I go to sit in a certain comfey seat. This was said with such urgency I kind of did that half-sitting yet half-halting myself FROM sitting sweet move.
“OMG, why, what happened?” I asked, as I managed to right myself into a standing position.
“Nothing,” says Twitch as he manhandles me out-of-the-way. “I want to sit here.”
*BLINK*
7) Em looked super cute the other night when she had … I dunno, something cute going on.
“Em!” I said, “Let me take your picture! You look too cute.”
“Sorry,” she tells me. “No flash photography.”
*BLINK*
8 ) I think Mr. Sticks and I have hit a relationship first. For me, anyway. Kind of. Sort of. He started it!
I was using the bathroom at his house the other day, like LITERALLY sitting there peeing when he just walked in. On me. On me PEEING. In the bathroom. I must have stared at him in utter shock because he grinned and said, “Babe. We’re there.”
Um … okay. But then I couldn’t finish peeing while he stood there shaving. And he knew I was having a hard time because he goes, “Want me to run the water?”
Ugh. So embarrassing. I haven’t peed in front of someone since I was married! *Laugh*
By the way, that’s MY hand in that picture up there. HAHAHA Taken by the famous RE(tard).
Ohhhh I hate peeing around people. My kid is the only one that gets the privledge. Speaking of kids, ENJOY the single digits! Mine turns 11 this month, and damn it, I’m NOT old enough for that! Ugh.
Oh how I miss the single digits. My oldest turns 17 this month, there is no possible way I am the mother of a 17 year old!!
I was in New York this summer, such fun. Enjoy!
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1. Oh man. She’s got to live it up. Once you hit those double digits, it’s all over.
4. God, I do love your vag all cobwebby.
And that is one of my favorite pics I’ve ever taken.
he peed ON YOU?! SERIOUSLY? OMG I would be mortified! LOL!
It makes me happy to hear about “relationship firsts”.
And that Em is just a younger QT. She should start her own blog! Hahaha!
I agree with T… I’d love an Em blog. She sounds like a total “mini you”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM!
I WAS GONE FOR A WEEK. I COME BACK AND NO NEW QTMAMA ENTRIES.
WHAT THE F*CK, LADY? GET ON IT.
Do you realize it’s been more than a month since your last blog entry?? That must be fixed!! RE, you should at least hack into her blog and do some writing if she won’t.
I’M ON IT.
It’s sad to say goodbye to the single digits… I don’t know that I’ll ever be ready for it!
I guess this blog is dead.