Tex-Ass, Em the Vampire, Roses and RE

1) So tomorrow, I’m heading to Texas for some work-related things. I’m only there a couple of days, and most of my time is filled up BUT I am looking forward to some warmer weather (hello 80 degrees!) and to two good nights out! I can flat-out party in Houston I have a feeling! Any suggestions on where to go??

2) Yesterday was Halloween. Emilee, my little darling, was a vampire and if I do say so myself, she looked great. I did her make-up including hollowed-out eyes, white skin, blood dripping from the corners of her mouth and crazy hair. This year, we headed over to her aunt’s house so that she could trick or treat with her cousins. And this year, she went from house to house for three hours. I had to force her to stop because her bag was so heavy she was having her dad or I carry it, and well, cuz I was damned tired of walking around.

3) Also, yesterday when we got home from work/school, we pull into the driveway and see these at my front door:

I, of course, being the huge sucker that I am for flowers, start ooohing and awing. Em and I jumped out of the car and run to the front door where we both bend down to sniff at the flowers when she says, “Do you think Gavin sent these to me?”

*Blink*

Awwwwww!

Wait. Wait just a damn minute. Gavin! Gavin who? I looked at her and said, “Well, let’s read the card!”

And she was sad when they weren’t from Gavin, who by the way, is her new major crush at school since she broke up with her other boyfriend. She sounds like who, do you guys know?  *Laugh*

4) And let me just point out, those roses? So NOT from RE(tard).

So, what do I have to say to that?

I call Bullshit. AGAIN.