I have been saving this one up, actually. It’s still so odd/funny I can’t make much sense of it, but thankfully ShaNaNa was there to witness (sort of) and be part of the oddity this time! So without further ado …
Many weeks back on a lone Thursday night, ShaNaNa and I decide dinner and drinks are in order. We hit our favorite Irish pub where I proceed to gobble nacho’s down like it’s my job. Sadly, the pub isn’t very hopping for a Thursday night so we decide to leave and thoughts of maybe calling it a night are discussed. But you know us, we decide more drinks are in order and hit a bar that ShaNaNa suggests, as she likes the band that plays there.
You see, I knew as soon as we walked in to this particular bar that … I don’t know how to say this without sounding completely vain. Regardless, let me put it this way. I just knew that Shan and I weren’t the regular type of women that visit this bar.
And with that thought in your minds, we promptly found a table and immediately had a much, much, much, much older gentleman offer to buy us a beer. Keep in mind we soon learned it dollar beer night. WOO HOO! A short time later, a few beers in, ShaNaNa and I, in an effort to get away from aforementioned said older gentleman who wouldn’t stop asking Shan to dance, we were standing by the bar when my ShaNaNa excused herself to hit the lady’s room.
I was standing there alone when a woman danced up to me, who was quite obviously hammered. But hammered in a good way, she was having herself some fun and I, in no way, would begrudge anyone that. So I smiled at her, amused by the fun she was having, when she put her hand out to shake mine, you know, like two men would shake hands. I took her hand, ready to give it a shake and damned if she didn’t immediately drag my ass forward and plant her lips on mine. I stared at her in shock with eyes the size of dinner plates while she continued to give me a smacking kiss.
As she breaks away, she screeches “I LOVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!” and then smacks my ass.
Um … I stared in shock and yes, somewhat in terror as she struts her stuff over towards the bathroom. I then look around, in the did anyone just see that type of way?
Meanwhile, apparently my New Kissy Friend hit the bathroom where she proceeds to see ShaNaNa in the mirror while Shan was applying (always applying) some lip gloss. She stares at ShaNaNa in the mirror, quite glaringly as Shan notices, and says, “You’re so pretty!”
Shan smiles back at the lady and says, “Thank you! So are you!”
“NO I’M NOT!” My new kissy friend screams at ShaNaNa. “DON’T YOU LIE TO ME!”
*BLINK* (from ShaNaNa)
As soon as Shan walks back up to me in the bar I’m like “Dude some lady just kissed me!” all the while she’s saying to me, “Dude some lady just yelled at me!”
It wasn’t too much longer later we figured out the sequence of events. *Laugh*
Yep, life is never dull my friends.