I’m calling bullshit. Serious bullshit. Right here, right now.
For almost two months now, I’ve been being ignored. Forgotten. Like I never really mattered. I’ve been dismissed, methinks. And you know, I understand someone may have their own life to live, a life that perhaps is filled with things making someone busy. A work life that can make someone busy. A personal life, well forget that, someone doesn’t have a personal life. What I’m trying to say is that I realize life can, and often will, get in the way. I can deal with that.
I GET THAT.
What I can’t deal with and what I don’t get is that it’s been TWO MONTHS if not LONGER and I’m still sitting here scratching my head wondering what the hell is going on. What I don’t get is how someone can just forget all the fun we’ve had together. I mean, it’s US, you know? Everyone knows us as that happy couple. Everyone loves us together! And let’s face it here – it’s no big secret that we have FUN when we are together, all the time. We always have fun together. I bring my fun, you bring your fun and BAM. We have fun. Period.
And then, with zero explanation, it’s like I’m cut off. From ALL-IN to nothing. Not one damn word, and when I TRY to get a word? I got blown off instead.
So yeah, right here, right now, I’m calling bullshit.
So RANDOM ESQUIRE, you had better fix this shit and fix it NOW or I will NEVER let you in my two car vagina AGAIN. You have done a lot in these past two years to insult the shit out of me and NEVER has it worked.
Yet this time, you may have succeeded.
I expect flowers, diamonds and some fuckin’ attention. SOON.
*STOMP* DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR??
Ooohhhh, someone is in trouble!
Ha. I knew who you were talking about as soon as I started reading. And yet…you keep coming back. Have I taught you nothing about men, my dear? Even your dearest darling RE. Because yes, he’s one of THEM. He’s ignoring everyone, not just you, but I understand you feel it more deeply than the rest of us. Because he’s slept with you and stuff. Get over him and move on, chickee. He’s just not worth it. (But let’s kidnap LF before you blow RE off completely. He’s too cute to let go.) xoxo (to you too, RE!)
*grabs popcorn and looks Random Esquire’s way for a response*
^^^ Love this response T. Me too, me too!
Uh oh- someone is in TROUUUUUBLE!!
I think Kissyface’s response is also my favorite.
As for you, QT, what are your plans this evening?
I knew RE was in the dog house when I started reading as well!
RE — Don’t forget to bring QT some bacon when you shower her with flowers, diamonds, and attention.
Scoot over and pass the popcorn!!!
Sunnie in NC
Poor RE…always misunderstood and abused by QT.
Don’t worry, my friend…I’ve got your back!!
RE, Dude, you best be doin’ better than that, my friend…..
I’m pleased to report that after a 90 minute phone call with QT, I have been forgiven. Or, at least, given a brief respite.
That two car vagina will be mine.
OH, YES. IT WILL BE MINE.
*Laugh*
Now just how many people get to say THAT?
Well, unfortunately, I think a lot have.
**rimshot**
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She forgave you after phone sex???
Good Lord. You know, sometimes, I think QT’s blog is FRAUGHT WITH DANGER.