1) Discussing the previous weekends with Twitch and Googlie. For example,
Googlie: “Fixed some pipes at the house this weekend, using some …”
Twitch: “Dude. You laid some pipe?”
2) The fact that this weekend, I’m flying to Florida to see My Artist.
3) The fact that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, My Artist is flying here to see me.
4) Emilee’s response when she burped last night: “Excuse me for burping, but my butt isn’t working.”
5) Making Random Esquire feel guilty for ignoring me.
6) Going on a cruise. Granted, I’ve never been on one. Yet I’m seriously considering taking a cruise. But … the fact that the bar bill isn’t included? Yeah that scares me. I’m thinking I could do some serious damage.
7) New Purses.
8 ) New Shoes.
9) My new perfume.
10) Kissing. Especially when it’s with the #1 person on your LIST. Cuz I so have that list.
11) Friends. Real ones. Quality Ones.
12) That I need to get new jeans as the ones I have are saggy. In the butt area.
13) You guys.