1) Discussing the previous weekends with Twitch and Googlie. For example,
Googlie: “Fixed some pipes at the house this weekend, using some …”
Twitch: “Dude. You laid some pipe?”
QT: Hehehehehehhe
2) The fact that this weekend, I’m flying to Florida to see My Artist.
3) The fact that the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, My Artist is flying here to see me.
4) Emilee’s response when she burped last night: “Excuse me for burping, but my butt isn’t working.”
5) Making Random Esquire feel guilty for ignoring me.
6) Going on a cruise. Granted, I’ve never been on one. Yet I’m seriously considering taking a cruise. But … the fact that the bar bill isn’t included? Yeah that scares me. I’m thinking I could do some serious damage.
7) New Purses.
8 ) New Shoes.
9) My new perfume.
10) Kissing. Especially when it’s with the #1 person on your LIST. Cuz I so have that list.
11) Friends. Real ones. Quality Ones.
12) That I need to get new jeans as the ones I have are saggy. In the butt area.
13) You guys. 
Your kid reminds me of mine. Cracks me up every time you tell us about her! I’m so happy for you and your artist. <3
Ooooh! I want jeans that are saggy in the butt! (working on it)
Also, some kissing would be nice.
But NO cruise for you ma dear, you have plans for January (or thereabouts) and need to conserve!
Enjoy your Artist weekends (of course you WILL!)
Em is hilarious. I hope to meet her someday.
1. *snicker*
2 and 3 – Nice! You sound very happy.
4. Dude. You are seriously going to have your hands full in a few years.
5. *hangs head*
6. I haven’t gone, either. Shall we go?!
7, 8, 9: NICE!
10. heh. New number 1.
11. Amen.
12. Are you sure the jeans aren’t tight and it’s just your butt that’s saggy?
*duck*
13. *ass slap*
-R.
#4 – awesome! I’ll have to share that w/my 10 y/o daughter.
#6 — cruises can be fun and especially with a group of friends. Rumrummers help with lowering the bar tab. I went on a cruise last January. My tab at the end of the trip = $64. That was for a soda card, a trip to the gift shop, bingo with the band, and a t-shirt. My new friend, Patron, is going on the cruise with me in Jan ’11.
re: #6 – just sneak on a suitcase full and hope they don’t confiscate it. Worked for us.
Dude! Where to start? Well, of course, #1:
1. Heehee
(Yay for you two!)
2 & 3. Twice in one week? Don’t forget the birth control.
4. Genius!
5. As he should.
6. Yeah, and they make you put *everything* on the damn Sail & Sign card (which goes on your credit card). It can be dangerous; be careful.
7, 8, 9. Yum yum yum!
10. Oh *yeah*.
11. Absodamnlutely.
12. As RE would say (or *should* have said, and didn’t, above ^^^)…Nayse!
13. Aw, we <3 you too!
So happy for you, chica!
Yep, none of that sucks. Well unless you do have a saggy ass! LOL
Yep,,, I’m glad my ass isn’t sagging as well…
Lucky to have a girlfriend that loves kissing… and more!
And Grateful at my age I am having more fun than EVER!!
I want to go on a Cruise… lets put together a BLOGGER CRUISE and get everyone to go!
XOXO
KC
My boobs are saggy and I blame it on my bra.
Is that kind of the same thing as your jeans?
Tights jeans – love it!
I’d get along great with your daughter.
Dude! You left out:
12.5) Bacon.
INRIS comment cracked me up. Cruises are fun, I wanna go with you.
Have a great time with Artist.
Go go Saggy Butt!!! Now tell me how you’re doing it, because my round posterior is just getting rounder by the day.
Ugh, I gotta get off the depo. It’s making me fat!
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