So meeting MindyMom in Vegas had to be one of the absolute best experiences in my life. We got along like we’d known each other forever, like we’ve always been a part of each other’s lives. Truly unbelievable experiences!
So yes, there are some things that will stay in Vegas, but the rest I will blog about here.
I arrived Thursday around 1pm Vegas time, and headed over to the hotel. Min and I kept in contact so I knew exactly when she would be arriving later in the day. As soon as she walked in and walked towards me, I jumped up from my gambling table scattering chips everywhere to hug the crap out of her. We squealed in high pitch girl ways and set off to get ready for the night. We immediately showed each other our outfits, shoes, bra’s, and discussed in detail the outfits we were set to wear for the evening. We judged each other’s butts, boobs, legs and feet. Yup, it was awesome. After decided we looked fabulous, we were off for the evening.
Thursday night … oh my, where to start. We hit a favorite of mine in Vegas, some of you may remember me having been there before. An Irish Pub … complete with real live Irish music. 
We had a BLAST. And when I say blast, I really mean more of a drunken fabulous dancing drunken ass time. Min met a boy of 21 that utterly refused to believe she was 40 years old, and made it clear he’d like to take the time to do things to her … um, person. I convinced him to give her kisses while I took pictures. Ah yes, nothing like a little drunk picture-taking! Our Thursday night did not end until well into the daylight hours of Friday morning, which had me awake well over 24 hours at this point. Ahhhh Vegas …
Upon waking Friday after a glorious four hours of sleeping, and realizing that Mindy had been awake for a while, I immediately decided coffee and bacon, oh glorious bacon, was in order. By the time we ate, gambled a bit, walked around, found the pool, checked out the hotel in detail, it was time to get ready for dinner on Friday night. Ahh dinner that night, I can only say at this point that it’s something I won’t forget – probably ever. Thank God Mindy and I have the same sense of humor about things, and could laugh at the … interesting dinner time show. After dinner we hit The Playboy Club and then Rain, and as I’m not much into the “club” scene (give me a pub over a club any day!) we hit the casino where we gambled and drank.
Having less than little of sleep, Min headed back to the room while I gambled some more and was approached (yet again) but a man who thought I was for hire. I’m so damn naive sometimes, because when he walked over and said, “Hey, is it busy tonight?” I’m all like confused and said, “Whhhaaaat? I dunno dude. It’s a casino, it’s always busy here.” When he then said, “Want to make it busy?” I flipped him the bird and told him to get lost. I immediately wondered what it was that makes me look like a prostitute. I mean, seriously. As Mindy did not get approached by men looking to pay her for services rendered, I’m left feeling that it must be me. Pfffffffft.
Saturday night was date night for Min and I! We had a beautiful dinner together complete with martini’s and fabulous food. It was at this dinner we had our deepest and most meaningful conversation, and in all honesty, this is the thing that made me love me some MindyMom even more.
“Dude,” she said.
“DUDE!” I said back.
There ya go folks. We said everything we needed to say in those two words and understood each other perfectly. It was a match made in freaking HEAVEN.
And because I’m an incredibly smart person, I decided not going to sleep at all on Saturday night was a grand idea! So I didn’t. And I stayed up, right until my plane flew out of Vegas at 11am.
All in all, I had a fabulous, wonderful fun-filled weekend with a chick that is cool as all shit. And yes, a new life long friendship has been formed. I’m grateful for that.
In a special note to me MindyMom – I have a few words for you sweets, that will forever more remind me of you and our weekend together:
Flip flops!
Back Fat!
Food Baby!
Naked Hugs!
“It’s my birthday, SIT.THE.FUCK.DOWN.”
Toe Blisters!
“QT, please stop making me eat bacon”
Coffee coffee coffee, bacon bacon bacon!
Thank you sweetie, for making my weekend the fun, perfect weekend it was. And yes, keep that dirt you have on me to yourself! MUCH LOVE.
Ha! Sounds like a fantastic time!
Hm. I don’t think you look like a prostitute but now, I admit, I’m a little worried about being seen with you.
-R.
QT, I love how you can make me laugh till I have tears rolling down my cheeks. This blog post included. Still laughing…
Oh, and you forgot to mention Scooby snacks!
Thank YOU for a very fun and memorable weekend!
OMG, how could I forget Scooby Snacks!!
“Min! Scooby Snack me!”
I’m really glad that you two had such a great time. You both needed the fun, I’m sure.
And you can NEVER have too much bacon.
It sounds like a great time. But what I don’t understand is how no one wants to hear about how I cleaned my oven this weekend. Hmm.
I am so glad that you 2 brought in Mindy’s 40 with a Vegas style bang!!! You both looked fabulous and I only got 1 or 2 drunk texts!!
But did she puke in a casino bathroom at 7 AM while you laughed at her? Did she?
Yeah, that might not be the best way to get you to miss me, in retrospect.
PS – Thrilled you two had a blast!
@Jim… aw… someone’s feeling left out…
Love this! Love the pics! Love that you two found love in each other!!
Sounds like a blast!
@ Jane – NOBODY puked!! We are pros, dude.
You compared bras? I don’t get women… But I am now waiting for you to share pics so I can tell you what I thought of your bras, and why guys might think you’re a prostitute.
Or should I send a hundred bucks first… (hahahahahaha)
Just kidding!!! Glad you two had a great time!!! Sounds totally fun.
I wasn’t exactly laughing at Jane in so much as I was laughing at Jane saying, “YOU BETTER NOT BE LISTENING TO ME PUKE!”
Just for clarification. *Laugh*
I do go on to eat a full breakfast afterwards. I mean, real pros puke but don’t let it get them down.
In my defense the puking would have been a private event if QT had simply gone away when I told her too. Stubborn ladies hear puking. This is the lesson!
I’m glad you had fun.
I love scooby snack shots!!
So glad the two of you had a wonderful, fantastic time.
@ Linda – There’s a Scooby Snack SHOT?!! What’s in it? I was referring to something else.
@ Mindy – yes, and they are yummy if you like sweet shots. It’s Malibu Rum/Midori/Pineapple juice and cream. I ask for it without the cream to save calories.
Yes well my sweet Linda, see … as it’s not a clear shot, Min won’t drink it. She’d make ME do it and then we’d have this conversation:
“Dude!”
“Dude.”
And I’d drink the shot.
And I’d drink it too. Oh, and I’d do a clear shot too with Mindy…