1) I’ve been assigned some new … tasks in regards to my job as of late, and it’s certainly been keeping me busy and running. I’m quite enjoying it, but I’ve noticed that my attention to other things (ahem: reading blogs) has been cut quite short. Dammit. I’m working on fixing that.
2) Okay so anyone here who has ever misconstrued a situation and ended up mortifying the ever-living shit out of themselves … raise your hand.
*QT raising hand slowly*
Yesterday I misunderstood an email from New Guy. And ended up feeling like a fool with my pants on the ground.
*Sigh*
Sometimes I suck so bad. Yet, never fear friends! He is fabulous and laughed at me and my stupidity. 
3) Well here is something that doesn’t happen to me everyday. I walked into the bathroom the other day at work, and saw two girls making out. Like, making out making out. Now it’s not that it’s two women, honestly I could care less. It’s the fact that they were in the ladies room. In the middle of a work day.
“WOW!” I said that out loud when I saw them. They immediately broke apart and started fixing their clothes and got outta there like bats out of hell. While I stared. Hehehehe
I ran back to my desk and immediately sent an IM to Random Esquire and said, “Dude. I totally just walked in on two girls making out in the bathroom!”
RE writes back: “Were they hot?”
*Blink*
Well. I dunno. I mean, aren’t two girls making out always hot?
4) Yesterday, Twitch and I were walking to a meeting. This meeting was a pretty far ways away so he was getting impatient that I wasn’t keeping pace with him. When he complained about it, I exclaimed “Dude come ON look at my shoes!” I was, of course, wearing heels and he looked down and told me I should be wearing “sensible shoes”. I looked down at my shoes and then looked at him.
“Dude. These are sensible shoes. Cuz I’m not eighty years old, fucker!“
5) Last night, Emilee informed me that she loves Brendan, a little boy in her class. (I have to admit, this boy is awesome, so cute.) I smiled and asked, “And when did you decide this?” She said, “Right now. I think I’ll tell him tomorrow.”
And then I wondered, why is it not that easy at my age? ;)
[Photo Credit: http://jmayers.blogspot.com%5D
Emilee is learning fast! When I was her age and I would come home announcing I had a boyfriend, my dad would always ask the same question: “Does he know it?”
DUDE. Did you really walk in on two girls making out? Do you know anything else about this? I mean, are they a couple, are they married (to other people), were they hung over?! You must find out!
Yay for NG laughing off your stupidity.
I cannot believe the things you are witness to. Seriously, two girls making out in the bathroom – at work? And YOU are the person to bust them. So QT.
I agree; heels ARE sensible shoes.
Dude, not all chicks making out are hot. They could be heinous and dude looking. I’m just shocked they didn’t hear you come in. They must have REALLY been into it. You should have stayed on the DL to see if the clothes started flying.
I just love Emilee. Out of the mouths of babes, huh!
That happens to me as well with emails and texts and has gotten me in “trouble” a time or two. It’s good that you guys can laugh about it. He sounds like a wonderful man.
And I agree as well, heels are sensible shoes.
I don’t even know what to say about the two women other then, WOW!
this post made me giggle and say “awe” at the same time
1. s’aight.
2. I know that situation and you didn’t look remotely stupid. As if you even could. Stop that.
3. Not always. Which is why I like to ask the key questions.
4. Nice! I want a picture of said heels.
5. It isn’t that easy now because our love is not nearly as pure as it once was. We have far more qualifications and demands. I suspect if we lost those qualifications/demands and loved as purely As Em – because someone was kind to us – we’d love far more.
-R.
Dude! Did you just say pants on the ground? Lol
You seriously find the craziest Shit! Em she is awesome! She is going to be like look ‘dude’ i like you! 
Ok, I was trying to say something funny or beautiful or poetic and RE said it for me.
Loves me some RE.
I am desparate to know what this mortifying misunderstanding was with NG ! I have never walked in on two chicks making out, not even at a bar. At work though? Closet Lesbians. Definitely. Or they were before you outed them! Did you know who they were?
You just gotta love what RE says! What a great friend.
Nuff Said.
Oh LetEmBreathe!
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE.
I’ll see you later this evening for drinks!
Love is many a splendid thing, but drinks are pretty damn good too!! The 2 together must mean QT IN DA HOWZ!!
Btw,
LetEmBreathe
So, were they hot?
Dude…where do you work and are there any openings?
And I’m with RE…were they hot?
Two girls making out in a hot movie is always hot. Two girls making out in real life – usually not so hot, especially if one of them is quite butch (sorry, I don’t find that attractive)
But RE’s quip is some downright hot wit.
So… Yeah. Two girls making out are almost always hot. It’s in the guy code.
2. Unless your really a hag, high heels are required. High heels make a woman with almost any legs better.
. Is twitch gay?
1. I seem to have BLOG ADD, I get hooked, read daily, then life intrudes or I loose interest. But I always seem to come back to my fav’s RE and QT – you guys are my daily dose of fun.
2. Oh ya, I’m the QUEEN of opening my mouth and making an ass out of myself – good thing I have epic skills in regards to apologies and acknowledging when I’m an idiot. New Guy is sounding better and better!
3. This happened to me once when I was working at a movie theatre during high school. I just laughed out loud and they kept on going!
4. I care not if heels are “sensible”. I wear them almost daily. I love me some sexy heels, even if I am already 5′ 10″
5. My 4 year old told me, “I’m gonna marry that Jack Bibb one day” lol, Jack is her best friend. You gotta love how easy it is for kids to express their feelings and just accept/give love so openly.
Hey QT, maybe you should wear these shoes next time you go to a meeting?
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j310/l00ny/graphics/shoes.jpg
Caper! I have one word, WTF dude? *Laugh* SERIOUSLY!
Me – I love that you just called me your fave! Okay well, and RE(tard) too. <3 Thank you! And, I'm almost 5'10 without heels myself, so I know exactly what you're sayin!