Apparently letting the world know I’ve been SOL, stagnant (utterly) in the sex area is okay by my Cookie, because when I had mentioned that my hymen grew back, it was met with laughter. Bah.
You can read about it here.
For as well as RE and I get along, it’s been noted and commented that the advice we give each other can be quite … comical. As well as somewhat thoughtful. As well as sarcastic. And saucy.
And you know, the best part is, we rarely “play” off of each other, because it’s just … our nature. You see, RE tries as hard as RE can to offend me. It’s not every day I let someone call my breasts a snack tray you know. And I try, as hard as I can, to call RE out on the random shit that comes out of an attorney mouth. Yet, for all of that, there is a true affection. And friendship. With hardly any meanness. Well, sort of. Okay ALMOST.
And because of this, we are now going to offer our services to each of you lucky readers … for free. Perhaps it will be weekly, and perhaps it may be monthly, but that my friends, is up to you. Send us your questions. Send us your thoughts. Send us your musings and you will then have My Cookie and myself ponder on them. Or answer them. Or just argue about them.
And to start us off, this week we had a question:
“Would either of you date someone who has been arrested for drinking and driving? Twice?”
QTMama: Wow, this is a tough question. I think my answer would have to stray towards the precautionary one. We are single mom’s, it’s more than just ourselves we are looking out for, you know! I think it depends on the man. Is he straightened up? And how the heck do you get busted twice? My advice? Proceed with caution if you feel he’s worth it.
Random Esquire: Depends how hot she is.
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