Apparently letting the world know I’ve been SOL, stagnant (utterly) in the sex area is okay by my Cookie, because when I had mentioned that my hymen grew back, it was met with laughter. Bah.
You can read about it here.
Random is a Boob Loving PeckerHead that I Love
For as well as RE and I get along, it’s been noted and commented that the advice we give each other can be quite … comical. As well as somewhat thoughtful. As well as sarcastic. And saucy.
And you know, the best part is, we rarely “play” off of each other, because it’s just … our nature. You see, RE tries as hard as RE can to offend me. It’s not every day I let someone call my breasts a snack tray you know. And I try, as hard as I can, to call RE out on the random shit that comes out of an attorney mouth. Yet, for all of that, there is a true affection. And friendship. With hardly any meanness. Well, sort of. Okay ALMOST.
And because of this, we are now going to offer our services to each of you lucky readers … for free. Perhaps it will be weekly, and perhaps it may be monthly, but that my friends, is up to you. Send us your questions. Send us your thoughts. Send us your musings and you will then have My Cookie and myself ponder on them. Or answer them. Or just argue about them.
And to start us off, this week we had a question:
“Would either of you date someone who has been arrested for drinking and driving? Twice?”
QTMama: Wow, this is a tough question. I think my answer would have to stray towards the precautionary one. We are single mom’s, it’s more than just ourselves we are looking out for, you know! I think it depends on the man. Is he straightened up? And how the heck do you get busted twice? My advice? Proceed with caution if you feel he’s worth it.
Random Esquire: Depends how hot she is.
And this fabulous advice is brought to you by QTMama and Random Esquire. The most unlikely pair of people to ever offer you advice!
Feel free to send us questions at
qt.mama.blog@gmail.com
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You little shit!
This sounds like fun! Is it love/sex questions only, or anything goes?
LMAO!
ANYTHING goes Caper!!
Anything!
Why are the two of you not dating?
I. love. this. BAD.
Love Coach Rinatta – Please see comments in previous entry by QT.
-R.
Or, cuz we know we’d both be like …
“Ew.”
Well, jeeze, I wasn’t gonna be all hurtful about it! heh.
Hmmmm. Why don’t I buy this? I think the two of you are dating and hiding it!!!
*laugh* We aren’t.
But wow… I hope we don’t start feeling uncomfortable around each other now!
I’ve a question.
How can a younger guy get an older woman to at least give him a shot or get over the first hurdle?
Just been thinking about it recently. With some women it seems an automatic disqualification
* shrugs *
ShouldKnow – email that question please, ok? *XOXXO*
@Shouldknowbetterbynow –
Got some questions for you to flesh this out just a little bit.
What are the ages? Are we talking about 21 and 45? or 24 and 27?
Because obviously younger men date older women so I suspect you’re really asking how you might convince/attract an older woman?
If you want, you can e-mail a few more details to QT.
Oh, and because this took .1 hour, I’ll be billing you for $145.
-R.
First, that picture is exactly how I picture you two!
Second, I could make you rich answering questions for me. Can we be anonymous?
Qt, I am right there with you on growing that damn thing back.
Dudes. All questions will be posted anonymously. If you choose otherwise, then I’ll post who it’s from. Fo Shizzle.
Danielle and I are with Hymen.
Love it!
Now, to go think of some ?’s. Hmmmm….
Oh, this could be really fun.
@Random Esquire
I know I can attract older women. It’s more a matter of in certain settings getting them to forget that I’m in my mid twenties and just take me as a guy not a ‘young’ guy.
I feel lucky given that the eight minutes between my comment and yours actually comes to .13 hours. I do come from a different jurisdiction to you though. Tell you what, you can send QT over to Ireland to negotiate the fee and we’ll work it out from there.
That alright with you QT? Of course RE would have to cover the costs of this business trip…
NOW we’re talking FUN!
Well…for the record…I’m a sucker for a good snack tray.
@Shouldknowbetterbynow – Gotya. Okay, will think on this and write up a response.
Oh, I think your plan sounds perfect. I’ll box her up and send her over. I’m happy to pick up the cost. Really, it’s such a small price to get her out of my hair.
When you’re through negotiating with her, you can either recycle her or reuse her. The firm of RE and QT likes to be Green.
Most sincerely,
-R.
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QT,
Not to be indelicate, but jeeze, get yourself a nice little “toy” and forget the men. I mean they’re great for heavy lifting, spider killing, and I’m a huge fan of the kissing…but I don’t have to stroke my vibrator’s ego, wash its underwear, or deal with its mother. Trust me, your Hymen with thank you.
I’m a long time reader of dear RandomEsq. and I’ve been meaning to head this direction for a read for ages. Glad I stopped by. I’ll have to think up a question or two for you.
Oh Me, I have all the toys I need. But at this point, it’s just not enough of a substitute for a good old fashioned MAN. Grrrrrrrr …
[...] 1) Keep the questions coming people! RE and I have gotten some great questions, and we are all ready to have a new post next week for you offering our [...]
What a great idea.
HAH. I will be asking questions! I just have to think of one. Also I need to check out your previous entry because there is probably commentary on MY question, which I never checked back about. I assume that is what RE is referring to.
I hear ya…the Toys suffice for the “act” but, nothing replaces the fore- and after-play.
Ask QT & RE: This is gonna be GOOD! ::Popcorn in hand::