Ten Honest Things

Thanks to CaNook, or Canadian Bald Guy, for the Honest Scrap Award!  I read his list and thought it was great, and in the spirit of having some fun with it, I’m adding mine.  I will not tag anyone else, cuz ya know, I normally don’t do that stuff but am inviting everyone who reads to join!

“The Honest Scrap award is given by other bloggers who consider a blog’s content or design to be brilliant.  The awardee must then post ten honest things about themselves and pass the award on to other bloggers who fit the bill – in other words, whose blog is brilliant.”

So thank you again, CaNook, this one is fun!

And away we go …

1) I once fell out of a car. I was 7, my sister was 17.  We were driving down the road, (and of course no one wore seat belts back then) and I was leaning on the door of her old junker car when it opened, and bam, I fell out.  She kept driving for a bit before realizing I was gone.

2) My first one night stand. Was at the age of … *thinking* … how old was I when I met Irishman?    Okay it was at the age of 35.  And that one night stand turned into a one year stand.  So perhaps that doesn’t count yet.

3) Two major fears in life. The dentist and bridges that go over water.  Ugh, nuff said.

4) I was a Proofreader in a previous life. Once upon a time, upon graduating college, I was a proofreader making exactly $22,000 per year.  I made some good friends there, one I lovingly call DorkFace who I still make fun of to this day, and who I use to hockey check into walls (as hard as I could)  just for my own amusement.

5) I do not dye my hair. I have very blond, almost white, hair.  Think little kid blond.  Pretty much everyone adult I meet thinks I dye my hair, but alas, I do not.  I do believe however, I’m only one small, tiny gene away from being an albino.

6) I kissed a boy and liked it. I was 11 years old when I had my first french kiss, and after it was done I ran home and brushed my teeth for an hour because I swore I could still taste his spit.

7)I have a tattoo. It’s on my boob, and thought I was the shit when I got it.  (Wingman!  Remember?  I immediately came to your house after to show you!) Now?  Not so much.

8 ) Boobs. I was flat as a board from ages 12 to 16, and mostly until I turned approximately 17, when God himself must have waved His hand because BOOM! I woke up one morning and I magically had size D cups.

9) My left eyeball. Is two different colors.  Half blue and half green, with a line separating the two colors in the middle.

10) Sex Drive. My sex drive is in overdrive at this point in my life, higher than it’s ever been before.  And I’ll leave that at that.

And because I of course, have to mention this one …

Extra: My biggest dream is to travel to Ireland and drink my way around the whole damn country.