Life As I Know It

FORGIVE ME!  It’s been way too long since my last blog entry! I fear this summer time schedule will keep me from my beloved blogging more so than usual, between work, Emilee, ShaNaNa, drinking time, pool time, trying to get a tan time, meeting a nice man time, when is a girl supposed to blog? 

Let’s see, some updates for you.  I’ve not officially told McP that we are done yet.  He must suspect something is up, because I came home from work the other day (ironically, this was on his birthday as well) to find these waiting for me at my door:

He sent me three dozen roses.  THREE dozen.  On HIS birthday.  *Sigh*  You know I’m a sucker for flowers, yet …  I couldn’t do it at that point, it was his birthday!  I’m working on it, however.

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This past Thursday night ShaNaNa and I went out to drink our dinner, have some dinner.  We ate our meal and hell, we were at a pub, let’s have a few beers.  We were sitting and having one of our in depth conversations that we do about sex, when a man at the bar turns around and says, “How are you ladies doing?”  I smile, cuz ya know, he’s cute and we eventually invite him to sit down with us.  It became quite apparent to me that this man has had … how to put this … a very easy time in dating women.  He’s built, good-looking, has a good job, nice smile, sense of humor.  There were women texting him as he sat and had some laughs with us, and soon he made it apparent (he touched me more than Emilee does in a day) that he was interested in me.  Now I won’t lie, I was interested in him as well but … his arrogance preceded him.  And I find that quite unattractive in a man.  So I smiled, let him touch me and flirted back.

Now at one, he opened his mouth to say something and his gum fell out, landed on the sleeve of his white Polo shirt, and I’m not so sure he realized it landed ON his shirt.  I think he thought it just fell to the floor so he kept on talking, all the while the green gum sitting on the shoulder of his white shirt, just looking so stupidly out of place that I immediately looked over at ShaNaNa to see her staring at it with that look on her face that recognize.  The “Laughter is Coming Shortly” look, and I look back to see the gum still sitting there, so I said to him, “DUDE.  How do you just keep going, keep on talkin’ when you damn well KNOW gum fell out of your mouth?”

Shan busted out laughing, so did I, so did the dude in the wheelchair that had joined our table.  Which come to think of it was a ya know, high pub table and he was so … low!  We kept leaning down to talk to him, and now that I think of what shirts we were wearing I understand.  So never mind that.

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Bob the Chipmunk is still living under our porch, I must try to get some pictures of him.  This is, also, much to Emilee’s delight and not mine.  He ran into the garage AGAIN yesterday when I was putting some air in the tires of our bicycles, but this time?  He saw me.  I know he saw me.  He stopped, stared at me for a minute, and ran at me, yet AGAIN.  I screamed and dropped everything and ran by him while he ran around the garage again for a few minutes.  My neighbor heard my screech and came down to see what the issue was.  I told her of Bob and she laughed, so for a while both of us had brooms trying to get the little shit out of the garage.  He finally ran out.  Ugh.  I swear he knows I’m freaked out by him.

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I’ve not commented much on blogs as of late, so I’m off to comment bomb all of you!

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