One of the biggest search terms that brings people to my blog? Jerk Nails. Can someone please enlighten me? What exactly are jerk nails?
Here is the scoop on the two white roses from yesterday’s post. A bit before leaving for Orlando, I had a talk with McP. It seems to me that while we enjoy each others company (and I could stare at his lips forever, because if I hadn’t mentioned it? The dude has great lips!) um, where was I? Oh yes. That it seems to me that we aren’t exactly looking for the same thing right now. The timing is off. And as I’ve said before, it’s all about the timing! So he admitted to not knowing what he was looking for, I admitted to knowing exactly what I’m looking for and then, I sort of wished him luck and said I hoped that he did in fact, find what it was he was looking for. And that, or so I thought, was that.
Yet the next day, I got the phone call. I was surprised to see his name come up on my phone, but I answered. It went a bit something like this.
“Hello?” asks QT.
“No. My answer is NO,” says McP.
*Blink*
“Um. Well, um. No to what?” asks QT.
“I may not know exactly what it is I’m looking for, but I’m not willing to just let you walk. No,” he said.
*Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*
*Blink* *Blink* *Blink* *Blink*
“Uhhhhhh. Errrrrr,” QT is stumbling now.
Needless to say I was a bit caught off guard at this point, but I was sure that if I explained my reasoning in a calm, logical way that he would clearly see my points of view and be in agreement with me. You see, I said, I like overnights. I like flowers. I like phone calls! None of which you, McP, are able to give right now. But these are things I enjoy, I like, things I want in a man I’m dating.
Annnnnnnnnd QT is wrong again. My Cookie, Random Esquire, is right. McP is fighting. He’s been calling. Check that one off of my small list I gave him. He left flowers yesterday. Check another. Now it seems, all we have left is the overnight. Ahem. That would be, another story yet again for another day. Moral of this story?
McP is fighting.
He said NO when I tried to say goodbye. I mean, he said no.
And I’m sort of scratching my head at this one.
It could be he’s living that song, breaking up is hard to do. No one likes rejection.
btw – if you get to stare at a guy’s lips on a date, does the guy get to stare at your breasts? Just askin’! (Funny how staring at eyes and lips is totally okay, but other body parts are off limits)
I agree with DH. There are 2 ways of looking at this: He’s fighting for you or he’s obsessed. One is really good and wonderful and the other is really bad and icky. So, which is it?
This is a good thing, right?
Nah, not obsessed. There is absolutely NO feelings, on my end, of him being obsessed.
I mean, I think he just … IS into me and I had myself convinced he wasn’t.
I’m actually kinda giddy today.
And helloooooo?
What the hell are jerk nails?
Look, I have no clue what a “jerk nail” is, but if you can tell me what a pregnant lolicon is, which is a term that helps people find MY blog, I’d be grateful.
Jillian –
According to Google it’s a drawn porn character. WOW. You ARE talented! *giggle*
Son of a….why on earth would that point someone in MY direction? And why a pregnant one? Are they calling me fat? Buttholes.
I do not believe anyone is calling you fat, sweet girl.
At least not if they don’t want a big can of whoop ass opened! Cuz I can bring it.
How on earth would they get a drawn porn character and have it sent to my blog? Google is frizzled frucked up.
I love your comment conversations. I always feel like I’m butting in.
*butting in*
So, um yeah. I have no idea what a jerk nail is but people come to my blog through the search term, “double penetration.”
And now, they’ll find yours too. Don’t you love me?!
I like it. I like that he’s into you. Let’s see him continue to hold up his end of the bargain though, mmmmkay?
Because you, my dear, are worth those things. AND MORE!
*butting back out*
Jerk nails. No flippin’ clue. God bless the search engines.
Hmmmm. It sounds to me more like McP is fighting for you. And we women almost ALWAYS want a guy to fight for us. That makes him move from “guy” to “man”–or at least it’s a step in that direction.
And as for DH’s comment…looking at the eyes and lips is a non-sexual thing. Looking at breasts = wanting to dive into them and then hit the nether regions. Just sayin’…
T, remember, there is no spoon. Er, buttin in.
Girl! Don’t be silly!
“Jerk nails” I’m thinking its used in a sentence like “How come the Jerk nails the hot Blonde?”
T, feel free to come butt in over at my blog, too.
QT and I tend to get into our discussions no matter where we go. That’s just how we roll and it’s definitely NOT butting in.
What if it’s some kind of fetish? Like someone who likes to “jerk nails off of women?” I’m grossed out.
Jerk nails are defined as follows: (and it is a term used by women and gay men)
“jerk nails,” which is when a man has perfect fingernails.
as for the flowers…let him “drive” kick back until he lets you know exactly what he wants.
Okay have I ever mentioned a man having perfect fingernails in my blog?
I usually look at teeth, shoulders, lips. Mmmmmm Hmmmmmm.
I think kicking back works well, TentCamper. Thank you darlin.
Hanna, you are a cracking me up.
It’s good to see you.
Dad’s House – Dude, you can’t be serious with that question. So what, you’d be totally fine if some chick stared at your crotch all night long?
Amira – Hehehee. You’re right on!
I would agree he is fighting and I would sit back and let him also (he is a nice guy)
I like the Jerk ‘nails’ the hot blonde! it’s cracking me up right now and I totally needed a laugh
been crying all damn day! wtf? Hormones? No?
I am soooooooooooooooo happy to hear where the flowers came from also! But were they Roses? Does the man listen? Oh wait I don’t think… Yeah sorry wrong conversation txting from way back
I must put it on the list!
I’ve really got my fingers crossed for you, QT. I’d love to have another single blogger join the ranks of the “happily un-single”.
Seems like he’s off to a good start.
I’m glad he’s into you! I think jerk nails is a guy that spends more time on his nails than you do – hence he ha sjerk nails like jerk hair.
Jerk nails – I remember this saying an ad for “How I met your mother” or something. One woman said something about not dating guys with perfect fingernails and her friend says “Ah,Jerk nails”
From what I know, McTinyPP is a nice guy. However, if he gets weird, I’ll break his jerk nails.
lots of love,
-R.
Wait, what was your post about again? The comments have me almost peeing my pants I’m laughing so hard.
I think I need to go check my stats for most popular search term now – I have no friggin idea.
And FWIW I hope McP IS fighting, is NOT a jerk and nails you good!
Oh RE!!! McTinyPP?!? I’m about to pee my pants over here! You. so. crack. me. up.
Ok, I need to butt into some blueshelled blog but I don’t know where to go. And I’m a girl so I won’t wander aimlessly. I need a map.
Hello?!!
Anywhere you want to jump in is fine. http://blueshelled.com It’s only been happening since March.
Wait, wait, wait. RE, McTinyPP? Are you really going there? Is this a competition?
T, I believe QT and my most recent discussion is on my purse content’s post. She is getting ready to explain to me why, oh why, she needs to carry 17 lipglosses.
I’m a chick. I like gloss, what can I say? *innocent look*
T – Oh dear. I hope I’m not setting false expectations for when you get yer butt to Chicago. I’m surprisingly dull.
Blueshelled – I sincerely hope McTinyPP is LongDong VanHugerson. I just doubt that he is.
QT – I think you should post the picture I took of you putting on your gloss.
-R.
RE – while you done good on the gloss picture, in regards to McTinyPP? I still say – JEALOUS.
Agape
Long live LongDong VanHugerson!!!
17 glosses?! Hey, I’ve checked. I have a vagina but surprisingly only one lip gloss. Now I do have 3 different lipsticks, a tampon, a thong panty liner and a highlighter in my purse.
Aren’t thong panty liners the best thing EVER?!!!
Oh, I’m sorry… I’m off to take this conversation to blueshelled.com!!
Dude. Thong panty liners do kick ass, that’s for sure. I’m off to Jillian’s site to stalk you.
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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“jerk nails” refers to the way a man neatly clips hit nails as to not hurt himself wild jerking off
Oh. Look at me, learning something new everyday. Thanks lunchbox.
Not too sure about lunchbox’s answer. I was watching How I Met Your Mother earlier and two of the characters (Lilly and Robin?) were discussing how the guys on the show can tell if a girl is crazy by looking into her “crazy eyes”. This crazy eyes thing is something I can actually relate to in a way, but the other girl quips that it is the male equivalent of the female ability to tell if a man is a jerk based on his nails, hence “jerk nails”.
So i googled it, and ended up on your blog. Perhaps all of these people are just big fans of the show.
I think that the guy is obsessed. I just got off a relationship with one such guy and things got worse afterwards. In the relationship he was a nice guy. Afterwards he also started “fighting”, finally it led to stalking.
I would stay away from him. Him being nice doesn’t make him less obsessed d sane. Even the guy i went out with said NO and i realized that meant he would never stop troubling me.
Also why is it bad to date a guy with jerk nails?