That would mean all of you boys out there. Men, boys, males, those harboring a penis. You know who you are. 
At least you should by now.
I’m thinking, with no sarcasm at all, that perhaps you all may need some … clues. Just general clues about chicks. Women. Girls. Those in the female variety. Those with a vagina.
While I won’t be giving away too much, what fun is that really, I think it’s important I clue you in on something that chicks love. Women, girls, chicks. Anyone with a vagina.
Ready?
Women like when you play with their hair.
I believe this is a female-only erogenous zone. Male’s do not seem to enjoy this simple act as much as women do. Perhaps not while she’s in the dentist chair, but relaxing at home on the couch, maybe while she’s driving and you two are having a good road trip but definitely, always, CERTAINLY during sex.
Mmmmm Hmmmmmmm.
It’s like I just gave all my male readers a gift!
How nice am I? Seriously.
Well, I don’t have a penis that’s attached but… anyway.
And actually, men like this too. At least the ones I’ve known. They melt just like we do!
Lol! Mwah ha ha ha! You know what? I have been thinking lately about starting a series of posts about “what men should know”. Seriously! I mean, don’t you think that WOULD be nice of us?! Especially for the single dads who seem worthy of sound advice.
We could all team up and take turns. Whadya say?
I know that I LOVE having my hair pulled during…oh…wait…nevermind.
While not something I did as much when I was younger, my last relationship had many an “after” when her hair looked like she had just been through a tornado.
Heh.
But this gift is certainly appreciated, QT. And going forward, I think more gifts for those of us with a penis would be greatly appreciated by…well…those of us with a penis.
Hehehe…I just said “penis” twice…hehehe.
Very nice gift! And absolutely true! I do agree with T that some men very much like this as well!
I’m not saying men don’t like it ladies, I’m saying they don’t know WE like it so much!
Ya….I like it….
I so love it. My first husband used to pull gently on my hair and it helped me to fall asleep..no one does that for me anymore!!!
Yeah, I would be interested to know if there are any women out there that don’t like that. But it’s strange that most men don’t realize.
loooove it! I need to tell my boyfriend that. I had an ex that used to always do that to me while we cuddled… oh i miss that about him, but that’s about all I miss him for lol anyway good tip QT
@Carolina – Girl you’re cracking me up!
@Shannon – I’ll come pull your hair, it may not suit your needs however.
I had a hottie girlfriend tell me that same thing. In fact, she showed me the best way to do it. (Doggie style provides fabulous hair-pulling opportunities.) Apparently, it stimulates the crown chakra… and maybe it makes you feel a little more ‘taken’.
Time to drag some woman back to my cave. By her hair. Ugh! (that was a good ugh)
Perfect! Yep! Love it:)
Thanks for the tip. Now to grow some 2500 mile long arms.
Hey DH – I’m talking play with a woman’s hair, not pull it. Let’s perv it down, Pervy PervMeister.
I freakin’ love having my hair played with. And yes occassionally pulled during the act as well. Gently playing with the hair is so amazing. It melts me. Oh and when they take a big sniff of your hair and say…damn your hair smells so good! Totally melting.
I think you should have a weekly tip for all those harboring a penis.
What’s wrong with you? We haven’t enjoyed a weird thing of the week in a looooonnnngggg time!
True Tina, I will have something shortly.
what? You’re the one who brought up sex in your post! And I quote: definitely, always, CERTAINLY during sex.
Mmmmm Hmmmmmmm.
As for being pervy – takes one to know one!
PLAY with the hair, not PULL my hair! *Laugh*
1. I love that you said “Perhaps not while she’s in the dentist chair” – because I’m trying to imagine how this would happen. Basically, don’t follow your girlfriend to the dentist while she gets a cleaning and play with her hair. Got it. I was dangerously close to doing something like this so,…you know….crisis averted.
2. I thought everyone liked having someone play with their hair?
3. Follow up clue for men: If you’re dating an African-American woman…maybe ASK first. Just sayin’.
4. You specifically directed this toward people who have a penis. And you said: “Women like when you play with their hair.” I just want to clarify…that you don’t mean that men play with a woman’s hair with their penis.
5. Dude, I want to submit some suggestions if this becomes a weekly feature. A little bit of balance – advice from someone who DATES women. Cause y’all are nuts.
-R.
RE is hilarious today. I think I just peed myself a little.
And QT…maybe if ShaNaNa would play with your hair while you are in the dentist’s chair you wouldn’t need to be knocked on your ass while getting a cleaning? Just sayin’.
Oh yes. I had an ex who, after every time I put my jacket on (or he did) would ever so sensually remove my hair from the collar of my jacket. His fingers would lightly touch the back of my neck as he did it and I would tingle all over. It’s something he always did and a gesture I’ll never forget. I also would have done him on the spot every single time if I could have for that move alone. (hair + neck touching = super hot)
I’m gonna repeat my final bit of advice for dating women – taken from this entry.
BE FUNNY AND BRING MONEY.
-R.
The comments on this post are killing me. And RE is hilarious. And the banter you (QT Mama) have with him. Are you two siblings or cousins?
And RE? Regarding #5 of yours above? Bring it.
Amira – thenkew for the kind words. We are not related – we just treat each other like relatives (i.e. cruelly).
I did do an entry listing ways to treat a women here that I referenced above. I was glad QT’s entry made me go find it and re-read it. I sometimes need a reminder.
-R.
[...] 4. QTMama wants everyone with a penis to play with her hair. [...]
Could someone please get the image of RE playing with QT’s hair with his penis out of my head?
Courtney, I’m really really REALLY finding that hard to imagine myself. I can’t even get an image like that to FORM truth be told.
Amira – It’s good to know someone is laughing at us, cuz most of the time RE and I think we are quite hilarious but we often end up discovering that *we* are the only ones who think so.
RE – I’m glad to know I helped you avert a crisis. What are friends for after all?
Courtney -
SHAME ON YOU.
Who plays with hair during sex? I feel like I’m missing out.
Ugga-ugga.
OH. MY. GOD. this is so true. and can I laugh any harder @ Courtney’s comment? I can’t picture it either, but that’s besides the point…