To whom it may concern,
First and foremost, Happy New Year friends! I hope everyone had a fabulous New Years Eve; and a safe, sound and happy New Year to each of you.
I have returned from Vegas, somewhat sadly. I had an absolutely wonderful week with my Irishman, and if it weren’t for my darling little girl, I may have just stayed. Alas, she is my world so I came home, with a bittersweet heart – bitter for having to leave my Irishman, and sweet for getting to see my girl after a week with her dad. Again, my Irishman lives there, I live here. It’s how it goes. It sucks but it is what it is.
For anyone out there that could possibly be of assistance, I believe my liver fell out in Vegas. If someone has a spare, could you please send it overnight delivery? I’d be much appreciative. My apologies to whomever I drunk texted while away (Jane Wonder, Tina, ShaNaNa, etc), but know I was thinking of you with love. I believe I even sent a silly drunk video to some of you. And pictures. And random drunk thoughts. *grin* All done with love, my friends!
I did have some wonderfully funny things happen at the pub while Irishman was working, and I will be sharing some this week, including the story of a very cute 21 year old boy working hard for a few nights for my attention, a man that thought I was a prostitute and of course, a drunk man from Scotland who wanted to show me what was under his kilt. Ah, the life in Vegas. Nothing much compares, really.
Again, please remember my damaged liver. Send help.
Hugs and love,
QT

January 5, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Rubbing hands together waiting for the stories to come…
First off, I’m so happy you had a great time. If anyone deserved a little happiness over the holidays it was you!
As for the liver…I am currently using mine BUT isn’t the liver one of those things that regrows? If so then I am raising my hand, jumping up and down to be first in line to give you a chunk. ROFL
A prostitute? WTF were you wearing? Bet you had BOOTS on, didn’t you?
January 5, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I can’t WAIT to hear the stories!! Please share and disregard that whole “What happens in Vegas…” nonsense.
Glad you made it back safe and sound!
Happy New Year!
January 5, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Wait, you’re *not* a prostitute? I feel so misled.
January 5, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Look forward to hearing the Vegas stories. I have to live vicariously through them since I wont be going anytime in the near future!
January 5, 2009 at 9:48 pm
About freakin’ time QT! I was wondering if Vegas had swallowed you up.
Welcome back sweetie & get a typing those stories!
January 6, 2009 at 8:19 am
I’m such a prude that I’ve never been to Vegas… but I can’t help but think you deserve the most incredibly loving, present, fun, outrageous man who’s local. Just my 2 cents at midnight, don’t mind me.
January 6, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Ah Rachel – from your lips to God’s ears, girlie.
Thanks.
January 6, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Wait, you’re not a prostitute? I had you pegged all wrong…
(just kidding!!)
January 7, 2009 at 3:19 am
No no, not a prostitute DH, just kinda, ya know, slutty. Like, well, you.
Heh. Kidding darlin, just kidding!