Things I Consider Odd

1) The man that I contracted to put new gutters on my house.  I met him once, gave him a check, got brand spanking new gutters while I was in Vegas, never saw him again.  He then called me a week later to ask me to go to a wedding with him.  Hmpf.  Yup, kinda odd but I find myself admiring the guts on that move.

2) I was asked out via a text message today.  See Ms. Single Mama’s Post on this.  I blame her.

3) This week, I need to buy four or five bottles of vodka.

4) My Irishman can play the following: guitar, mandolin, bouzouki, piano, drums and an accordion.  An accordion. 

5) I bought these shoes today and haven’t stopped thinking about them.  What is it that makes me so excited about shoes? 

6) I read that in the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees.  I wonder why they would though.

7) Random Esq had this post that got me thinking.  I say dude too much.  However, it’s ONLY with Twitch, Googlie and other females. 

8 ) Once in college, Wingman dated a giant blonde woman who forever wanted to punch me.  I wonder if he remembers that the one night she tried, she slipped in beer and ended up punching me hard in my boob instead. 

9) I saw a personalized license plate today that said “TooHot” and I believe it was someone’s great grandmother driving the car.